Thanks to Wendy’s for their new “Salad Collection” advertisements featuring ridiculous high-fashion-style photos of women… with salads. 

Thanks to Wendy’s for their new “Salad Collection” advertisements featuring ridiculous high-fashion-style photos of women… with salads. 

from reynosa to the world

from reynosa to the world

That’s basically a bowl of red bell pepper slices with some lettuce. Who eats this stuff? No wonder she’s so preoccupied with whatever so funny over to stage left.

That’s basically a bowl of red bell pepper slices with some lettuce. Who eats this stuff? No wonder she’s so preoccupied with whatever so funny over to stage left.

I may need to rename this blog to Women Looking Vaguely Menacing With Salad.

I may need to rename this blog to Women Looking Vaguely Menacing With Salad.

There’s a really funny clown just out of frame. He tells salad jokes.

There’s a really funny clown just out of frame. He tells salad jokes.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That’s right.


Salad.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That’s right.

Salad.

Salad Facts: salad cannot be eaten by a pregnant woman’s baby via osmosis. Do not attempt to feed your unborn infant using the method pictured here.

Salad Facts: salad cannot be eaten by a pregnant woman’s baby via osmosis. Do not attempt to feed your unborn infant using the method pictured here.

Who eats a single tomato with a knife and a fork? 

Who eats a single tomato with a knife and a fork?